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Monopoly vs. Poker: Greed, Ill-Will, and Manipulation

Recently some friends and I sat down to play a game of Monopoly. As you can imagine, we are not friends anymore. I haven’t spoken to my wife since.

Monopoly holds special powers. It’s like Jumangi that way. Emotions burst out with each roll of the dice—we scream and yell. People to your right and left, they are not your spouses, friends, boyfriends and girlfriends anymore. They are landlords, tourists, and prisoners.

This last game, a friend of mine gave her boyfriend an ultimatum: continued friendship for Baltic Avenue. What kind of game is this?

Monopoly makes me curse. It’s like Halo that way. There’s something about going to jail early in the game, or landing on the same owned property every time, or having two people land on your Boardwalk right after you mortgage it because your dumb friend just added another stupid house on the spot you landed on right before that.

It gets ugly fast. (more…)

5 Reasons to Stay a Christian

I fell upon a christian radio station today.

I’ll usually stay away from these shows altogether. If I want to hear talk, I’ll go AM; FM is for music. Leave me alone.

Feeling a bit curious, I let the station keep. What’s a Monday without a little risk? Historically, I’m the type to keep to myself; whatever meat mainstream christians collectively chew and spit at, I try to leave alone and let them be.

Today though, I thought I’d feel the pulse for a bit.

Gay marriage. Of course. As if it’s the only thing to talk about. As if we don’t believe in anything else. As if Christians couldn’t differ on the issue. As if. (I’m doing my best Alicia Silverstone here).

Are we wrong, are they right? I’m not sure. All I know is that this stupid fight we’ve picked is getting the best of us.

Instead of serving the world, we’re trying to rule it. We’ve become obsessed with winning arguments and asserting political agendas; personally, I’m convinced the Kingdom of God is more than just a lobbying group in Washington. It has to be.

It has to be in the streets. It has to be in our homes. It has to be living and breathing love.

Otherwise, I can live without it.

5 Reasons to Stay A Christian
(For frustrated Christians like me)

1. Jesus, Moses, God, Paul, all instruct us to love our neighbors. No agenda. Staying in community keeps us focused on this goal.

2. There are worthy causes to fight for. How do we know which is which? In peaceful protest, Jesus died for his cause. If it’s not worth your life, is it worth fighting for? Will it save another’s if you do?

3. Agreement isn’t the point; what we need is your voice. Mainstream radio, TV, and mega-churches expect us to vote, argue and tolerate what and how they do. The Family is beautiful in it’s diversity, not sameness.

4. Leaving doesn’t make the statement you think it does. Weakness is not meekness. Doors will shut, ears will close, communication will halt. Change takes time; speak as one who loves and listens.

5. Your tithe can change the world. I used to think tithing was a cop out, but money is a faithful way to serve when you can’t otherwise. These people could use your money (and time and energy as well): Potter’s House, Restore International, World Vision, The Mentoring Project, just to name a few.

I’d love to hear some feedback on this. Can arguments (like gay marriage) distract the purpose and hinder our reach? Or are they worth fighting for?

Numero Hill & The Sinking City

Think about this: You live in a small town; you’ve been there your whole life. One day, it just disappears, vanishes (maybe “Vanish” is too much; how about this: “It drowns”). The city drowns.

The waters rise. All you can do is head uphill.

WASHington

Last weekend, I was asked to lead worship in Entiat, Washington by my friend Gar Mickelson who was guest speaking. The church’s usual “worship-person” was on a retreat. I’m not sure who he was retreating from; they didn’t tell me.

Gar gave me advice to keep it simple: “It’s a small church in a small town.”

On the three-hour drive to Entiat, Gar spoke to us—us includes my wife; Josh Hardy, the guitar and piano accompaniment; and myself—about some of the history of Entiat, WA, a tiny town along the Columbian River near Wenatchee. “In 1960, most of the town had to move and relocate to higher ground, due to the Rocky Reach Dam, built just a few miles north on the river. This dam would be so powerful and so important, it would provide power all the way to Coeur D’Alene and beyond.”

The dam fulfilled its purpose and benefited many towns, unfortunately, at the cost of Entiat. The waters rose and she was of covered. The locals who stayed moved up hill and resettled.

The Number Entiat

Pulling into the church parking lot, we noticed a steep and flat cliff on the side of a big hill which overlooked the town. “Numero Hill,” said a local.

On the cliff, Numero Hill displayed different sets of numbers, painted on the rock with alternating colors, textures, and fonts. It was Entiat’s refrigerator door; her children’s drawings of numbers, starting at 21 and ending at 2010. They were class years.

More from the locals:

Every year, a group of rebellious and brave teenagers tie a ladder to a rope—at the top of the hill—and lower the ladder down with someone hanging from it (this all usually happens in the middle of the night). The end result, of course, is a new class year marked forever into history on the side of Numero Hill.

Apparently this tradition started as a competition between the seniors and juniors at Entiat High School. The seniors would climb up and paint their numbers then the juniors would have one or two nights to black it out; all of this had to be done by graduation night.

How insane is that?

After church, we were offered a delicious meal as a thank you to our service. When I asked about Numero HIll, the “Old-timers” really lit up. Stories graciously flowed with smiles and frowns, some stories echoing each other, some contradicting.

I asked about the police; did they care about it? It all seemed dangerous to me. One very nice older gentleman, I think his name was Don, responded “Son, this is tradition.”

Preparing for the worship set. Photo by Josh Hardy.

Preparing for the worship set. Photo by Josh Hardy.

Life in, Life Out

Where else in the world would something like this happen? Teenagers risking their lives to paint their school year on to the side of a mountain, no body caring to stop them? Police? Parents? Schools?

It’s as if Entiat is stuck in the 1950s.

Don, a local, told me about a person who once wrote an opinion piece to the newspaper about the dangerousness of kids climbing the mountain in the middle of night. “He also talked about the environment,” added Don.

“Did anything come of it,” I asked.

“He was straightened out.” Later, I realized Don was around when the town relocated to higher level.

In the car ride home, Gar asked us if we could imagine what it would be like to watch our whole town be washed away. Personally, I couldn’t. All I could think about were mewithoutYou lyrics from “The Dryness and the Rain.”

One day the water’s gonna wash it away

One day the water’s gonna wash it away

One day the water’s gonna wash it away

And on that day, nothing clever to say

The tradition of Numero Hill was around a few decades before the waters rose and covered old-Entiat. It causes me to speculate about the turning point of the importance for Numero. After the town was covered, what was left? Numero Hill. Overnight, it changed from a mountain to a monument; it was the last bit of heritage they had. 

I like to think these old-timers look up to Numero Hill and are reminded about the town that used to be. They see reckless children climbing and defacing a beautiful mountain in the middle of the night, retreating back home alongside the Columbia River.

After the waters rose, the community was fine; everyone got new homes out of the deal, so that’s good. Really, I’m sure the town benefited more than I’m letting on. It just makes you wonder, doesn’t it? What does it feel like to see your childhood home disappear—for the benefit of others—under rising, raging waters.

I think I’ll go deface something.

The best picture on the internet I could find.